Count Chronicles, Wendell ”The Wingless Wanderer”

Count Chronicles (the chronicle count) descends upon our podcast studio to give us a spooky lesson in vampire politics and government programs. He also becomes more French as the recording continues. Later we get the bujeezus scared out of us by a ghost called Wendell "The Wingless Wanderer". Things turn into something of a dating show when Engineer Josh decides which of our guests he wants to date.