Welcome To Earth

All You Give Me are Solids

Big dog Uncle Lenny tries to escape detection by the CIA for the things he did in his mysterious past.
Big dog Emperor Br!@n goes through therapy for his intrusive dictatorial thoughts. 
Big dog Count Chronicles gets into a fight with his own butt.
Socials TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcastPodcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy 

“Spoken His Allotted Amount” - Kirby Enthusiasm, Little Man, Tom & Nick

Big dog Kirby Enthusiasm sidles over to the mic to give us more insight into the life of a cowboy from Texas.  
Big dog Little Man returns to sprinkle us all with more dark truths from the shadow realm.
Big dogs Tom Foolery and No Nonsense Nick make their first appearances to tell us of their scheme to out perform Santa Claus this Christmas.  
 
Socials  
Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast 
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy
 

“Big Pink Face” - Skert, Uncle Lenny, DZay Jizzy

Big dog Skert sits his little butt in our chair and talks about his lovely wife who just so happens to sound like a barnyard animal. 
 
Big dog Uncle Lenny stumbles in from the kitchen to discuss his business plans and memories from Zach’s childhood. 
 
Big dog DZay Jizzy drops the funk on us with stories of his prolific career as a Gen Z DJ.
 
Socials 
Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast 
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin 
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy 

“You Do Smell Like Dirt, King” - Jack Jim Joe, Mulgrave, Rizzmaster

Big dog Jack Jim Joe swings by to talk about his club for men with insecurities—not complaints! He’s a manipulative boi who wants to use peoples’ insecurities against them. 
 
Big dog Mulgrave pulls up on us to  talk about his recent rad quest to dig deep within Mt. Fuji for the God Blood. Has a private chef, loves jet fuel, hates science nerds. 
 
Big dog Rizzmaster is a 14 year old boy who is on a mission to teach the world how to properly Rizz. He ends up starting an imaginary situation that leads to the studio actually exploding. 
 
Socials 
Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast 
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin 
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy 

“Give Me Another Six” - Andy Junction, Bill Smart, Eminem, Plumpy

Big dog Andy Junction is trying to cool down, so he enlists the help of Roberto to quiet the rage in his soul.
 
Big dog Bill Smart wants to figure out what he did last week and finds a new best friend along the way.
 
Introducing big dog, Plumpy, who just wants to talk about his pumpkin patch but is abducted by aliens and replaced by big dog Eminem… the rapper.
 
Quote of the episode
“For the audio listeners: something just happened.”
 
Socials 
Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast 
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin 
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy