Welcome To Earth
A comedy improv podcast where Zach and Roberto interview the supernatural, the otherworldly and sometimes the just-plain-ordinary.
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Episodes
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Big dog Donkey Dave swings by to discuss Barbie and show us his new bike.
Big dog Piggie Smalls swings by to discuss his housing needs and tending to the heads on Mount Rushmore.
And introducing the new big dog, Bullfrog, who is a bullfrog.
Socials
Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy
Monday Aug 07, 2023
Monday Aug 07, 2023
Roberto becomes good friends with Boris Privyet, previously known as Magic Mike, while looking through his assortment of mystical trinkets. Zach gets completely embarrassed by one of these trinkets — a magic sieve which translates the truth through his dirty lies.
Then Zach becomes close.. too close.. with Ruth, an old biddy who is slowly losing her marbles. She’s come to the show to promote her new career as a driving instructor but tragically dies, only to then be puppeteered by Little Man (a timeless shadow monster).
Lastly Zach and Roberto talk to Lester Cob, an activist and heavy weight annoying voice world champion. Fight the system, bro.
In Memoriam:
Storky
Ruth’s big badonkadonk
Socials:
Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy
Monday Jul 31, 2023
Monday Jul 31, 2023
Schmitty McFallsalot returns to the show to tell the boys about a governmental conspiracy he’s uncovering involving the FBI and Canadian witches. Zach and Roberto perform a hostage negotiation at the Hilton in Salem Massachusetts for President Joseph-Gordon Biden. They discover that Tom Cruise is a future politician. Their second guest is James. Simply James. And he is an expert on small talk and completely unable to speak about big things. The boyz wrap things up by shaming ChetGPT in various ways.
Oh, also Zach is a vampire now. That’s canon.
Shirt ideas:
1. “Politicians are good, witches are bad”
2. “Elon Musk makes my balls sweat”
Socials
Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast/
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Waxy Maximilian comes on talking all this game about making magic and doin tricks. Whoa man, I didn’t ask for your life story. Then this Magic Mike guy sits down in my chair and no one even stopped him. He makes people sleepy or something. The last guy was a sweet kid. Cheerful Charlie was his name. He just made me feel good about myself. Zach and Roberto also talked to this 911 operator. Like why. Anyway, see you guys next time.
Socials
Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast/
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Zach and Roberto chat the chits with Harvey Hicks (a fire fighter and second coming of Jesus), Soul Sugar (a pop star and all around psychopath) and Daniel Crackcorn (an animal expert and low stakes villain).
Podcast Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast/
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy
OUR MISSION
We strive to deliver the very finest sillies and hold our funnies to the highest standards. If for any reason this podcast doesn't meet your expectations for quality then please bend stiffly at the waist and kiss my little hiney.
CONTACT US
Zach and Roberto are both highly in-demand comedic geniuses groaning with talent. They have many public events competing for their time but if you'd like to contact them you may attempt one of the following:
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