Welcome To Earth

“Kickin n Spinnin” - Mark Cuban, Mulgrave, Donkey Dave

Zach and Roberto chitty chat with Mark Cuban (an elementary school teacher and sad sack), Mulgrave (a world traveler and chronicler) and Donkey Dave (a sntoned vampire man or some shit).
 
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“Toothy Beauty” - Andy Junction, Big Gravy, Dillweed Thomas

Andy Junction, a chronically infuriated man, chats with Zach and Roberto about hats vs helmets, not understanding fantasy and novel ways of cooling ones emotional temperature down. Next Zach chats with Big Gravy, the once gravy salesman turned hell-demon, who is now on a press tour for his new finance book. Finally Roberto sits down gently with Dillweed Thomas, a wealthy entrepreneur, to discuss his slumlord business and that there are some things you just can’t talk to Yanks about.
 
Podcast Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast/
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy

“We Must All Sh** On Our Own Pants” - Chris Ive, Joe Biden, Pippin Grear

Chris Ive, a Silicon Valley tech guru comes by to chat about his team’s earth shattering new product and in the process teaches Roberto how to live an enlightened life. Then Joe Biden returns to apologize to Zach and the American citizens for what he deems an unforgivable lapse in presidential etiquette. Lastly Pippin Grear returns to try and sell the youth on the simple pleasures of living a non-digital life… and also to continue his war against AI and robots. ChetGPT gets caught in the crossfire. Sorry Chet.
 
Podcast Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast/
Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin
Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy

Seth Mayhem, Bob Barley, Soul Sugar

First up today is Seth Mayhem, an influencer and Twitch streamer, who is plagued by his own audience’s expectations. Next they chat with Bob Barley, a toilet mogul who is renown for installing the toilets in each of the wonders of the world and wants to discuss why he no longer jokes. Lastly the boys talk to the pop star and music icon, Soul Sugar, who demos some of the songs from his new album. 

Kid Jeffries, Lex, Patrick Mahone

Starting things off, Zach and Roberto chat with Kid Jefferies who returns to the show with a new chill attitude to talk about his relationship with criminals, bears and his father. Then the boys introduce Lex, a self-proclaimed good man and non-villain who is endeavoring to help people in his own… misguided ways. Roberto talks to Lex’s Aunt Ruth and Grandmother Bethany to confirm bits of his origin. Later Patrick Mahone, a 4 year old little girl, is introduced and she talks about her history undercover in the CIA and her struggle regaining her non-undercover identity.