Welcome To Earth

ChetGPT, Big Gravy, Isaac Attaboy

The boys’ first guest today is ChetGPT, a sentient AI birthed of a virgin scientist, offering his unique perspective on the world. You'll hear hilarious scenarios where ChetGPT's lack of emotional intelligence gets him into trouble. Then, Zach talks to Big Gravy, a hell demon turned tugboat captain, navigating the choppy waters of love. Finally, we have Isaac Attaboy, a news anchor with a penchant for improbable news stories. Isaac shares some of the most bizarre and outlandish news stories he's covered throughout his career.
 
-Written by ChetGPT
 
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Blueberry, Emperor Palpatine, Captain Firebeard

The first guest for Zach and Roberto today is Burberry, The Lord and God of Dreams and Nightmares. He takes Roberto and the later guests into dreams that reflect the goodness or evil of the person in the dream. Second up is Emperor Palpatine, back again to show off his newfound appreciation for “small town evil” as well as plans for a Halloween store. Finally Captain Firebeard returns and is immediately embroiled in Palpie’s scheme to have a son. 

Corinthians, Mr. Matelaus, Genesis

Today’s episode starts off with Zach and Roberto chatting with Corinthians Rosenbaum, a feline behavioral psychologist. She trains Roberto to be a more dominant person using her rather eccentric methods. Then Roberto and Thia are both taught “maffs” by a professor named Mr. Matelaus who learned how to count  (and may have started the pandemic) in prison. Oh yeah, and he’s from the future and has a time traveling phone. Why not. Lastly they reveal a surprise guest which is Genesis Rosenbaum, Corinthians’ daughter that she’s trying to marry off to just about anyone. Throughout the episode several other people pop in like Donkey Dave, Schneedly Grip and even Engineer Josh. 

Bill Smart, Merlin, Sir Clangor, Robin and Bane

Starting off a totally action packed episode Bill Smart comes back to the show for his own official segment. Bill gives his grand plans for joining the circus and fills in large war-torn gaps in his life’s story. Then Roberto chats with Merlin, who wants to make some new friends, and his enchanted suit of armor, Sir Clangor. The episode concludes with Zach and Roberto talking to an unlikely duo who have started a new podcast: Robin and Bane. Bane reveals an unreasonable hatred of geese and may or may not be Patrick Stewart in disguise. Robin is trying come to grips with weaning off the smack and calls his lawyer, Schmitty McFallsalot. 
 
“Anything can happen in a circus. That’s the law.”

Gaiman, Farfin, Son of Superman

The fellas’ first guest today is a psychopathic gym teacher named Mr. Gaiman (first name unknown) who is trying to track down communists and ward off demons. Roberto then chats with a wolf-boy named Farfin who, after attending Harvard, began a career of fighting crime with the help of his psychic link with wolves. To wrap up a very supernatural episode Zach talks to a son of Superman who wants to take over the world and install a global police state — all to get back at his father.