Welcome To Earth

Donkey Dave, Amafrog, Barry Barry

Today Zach and Roberto start by talking to Donkey Dave, a cave dwelling stoner (vampire?) who wants to throw a dinner party for Zach’s retirement. Roberto then chats to Amafrog, a Hollywood sweetheart and perfectly normal Scandinavian person who has lost many leading man roles to his nemesis, Kermit the Frog. Later, during Zach’s retirement party they all try to figure out the mystery behind Barry Barry, a genocidal elephant hunter and strange personality sponge. Somewhere along the way, Zach was given a joint rolled in a cursed movie script and it turned him into Kermit… Or did it? I dunno, listen to the episode, genius.

Kirby Enthusiasm, Caldwell Felgerman, Captain Fire Beard

Zach and Roberto start off the episode hooting and hollering with their first guest, a cowboy named Kirby Enthusiasm. Kirby treats his cows ethically, farmers’ daughters tenderly and loves to tell stories of his travels. After that hootenanny Zach talks to Caldwell Felgerman, the ideal man. Caldwell details why he typifies what it means to be a man as well as his struggles with being a germaphobe. Finishing things off Roberto talks to a cheery pirate, Captain Fire Beard, who is a film buff and takes great pride in the bond he shares with his ship’s crew.

Ricky Basketball, Pippin Grear, Pinocchio

To start things off Zach and Roberto talk to Ricky Basketball who is feeling very nervous about an imminent date with a woman whom he’s never met. Roberto then talks to Pippin Grear who is attempting to lead a resistance against the AI uprising after narrowly escaping a blood thirsty Boston Dynamics robot piloted by some Backstreet Boys. Near the end of Pippin’s segment a ghost from the hallway walks in to do a routine information collection and that’s weird. Lastly Zach chats with Pinocchio who has return for his second episode and has exciting stories from Hollywood.

Paris Clifton, Drippy Williams

Starting things off today Zach and Roberto chat with the amiable Paris Clifton (Darryl Charles) who is in the noble profession of selling suitcases. Things take on a more sour note later when they call on Big Gravy to perform hell magic to grow Paris into a taller man. The spell ends up getting botched and Zach is left mutilated and Roberto is accidentally killed again. Finally Zach (and Roberto?) chats with Drippy Williams, a space yokel and crazy creature curator. He introduces everyone to several creatures, the most notable of which is Jib Jib, a small cauliflower-looking guy with 8 eyes and a heart of gold.
 
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Schneedly Grip, Big Gravy, Big Wiz

Today's episode starts off with Zach and Roberto talking to an undercover boss named Schneedly Grip. I'm not sure what his business is, but it sounds illegal. Zach then catches up with Big Gravy who accidentally burns Roberto to dust. And to finish things off Roberto introduces a guest with a shocking twist -- Big Gravy's brother, Big Wiz. It's a rather touching reunion.