Welcome To Earth

Steven Stargazer, Frank Foley, Ruth and Carole

This episode starts with a bang as Zach and Roberto interview a TV presenter who also happens to be part of the Illuminati, Steven Stargazer. Steven attempts to forcibly recruit Roberto into the famously secretive organization but Big Gravy returns from his sexy space voyage to save him. After everyone settles down Zach chats with a foley artist named Frank Foley who sets him fun foley-related challenges that never quite go as he plans. Finally Zach and Roberto schmooze with two vivacious older ladies, Ruth and Carole, who are on a book tour and hunting for attractive young men. Actually hunting.

Larb, Piggy Smalls, Joe Biden

Today’s show starts with Zach and Roberto interviewing a man who claims to have worked in IT at a local gym, Theodore Larbo (Larb for short), and wants a new job as the main sound engineer on Welcome To Earth. Then Roberto chats with a retired surgeon named Dr. Piggy Smalls (or the Notorious P. MD for fun) who has very eventful and horny vacations. Lastly but certainly not leastly Zach does his best to conduct a serious and intellectually rigorous interview with our current sitting President of The United States of America: Joe Biden (Joseph Gordon O’Biden to his friends).

Saga - Chad Puffrickles Part 1

The Saga series are episodes where we shine a spotlight on one recurring character that has had an ongoing storyline in our universe. This Saga episode is a compilation of the first three appearances of Chad Puffrickles, as portrayed by Zach Duncan. Chad started as a charming southern rogue lost in the building and has evolved into a steam power cyborg that temporarily took over the podcast studio and helped an inter-dimensional medieval king fight a moon god.

Terry, Geraldo Springs, Chad Puffrickles

Terry, the mad scientist slash Frankenstein-esque monster, returns to the show to prepare Zach and Roberto for the imminent incursion of angry Wisconsin scientists who want to kill Terry. The crisis is averted by mulch. Really. After the break Zach talks to an author named Geraldo Springs who has a very peculiar reaction to being asked questions. Finally, Chad Puffrickles also returns for another appearance to discuss his experience fighting and co-parenting with a moon god. He also gives Roberto 3 simple rules for being an alpha.

Big Gravy, Glizznoq, Kid Jefferies

Big Gravy comes back on the show to catch Zach and Roberto up on how he’s spent his afterlife working for both Satan and Santa. Then Roberto speaks with a ship engineer from Saturn, named Glizznoq, whose ship (the USS Fiddlesticks) is on an intragalactic sexploration mission. Two young brothers, Kid and Barney Jefferies, join Zach for the last segment during which Kid reveals his superhuman bear powers and his rather questionable use of them.