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Big Gravy, Terminator, Little Man

Fresh from his escape from hell, Bad Gravy (nee Big) has come to inform Zach and Roberto of how living in the realm of the damned changes a person. Then, The T3rm1n@t0r (Terminator, for those who don’t read 1337) tries to teach Roberto how to type safely and reveals his deep love of nature. To wrap things up Zach chats with a timeless shadow monster known as “Little Man” who accepts secrets as currency for revealing deep truths of the universe. 
Matthew McConaughey, Scooby-Doo and Shaggy are not in this episode. Some other time guys. 

Pinocchio, Daniel Crackcorn, Gilroy Schclamm

An escaped seal named Pinocchio joins us hot on the heels of his escape from the DC zoo to inform Zach and Roberto about how evil “animal experts” are. Zach then starts chatting with Daniel Crackcorn, an animal expert, who reveals a hidden secret about seals — namely that they can be transformed by saying their true names. Then Zach and Roberto are joined by a Martian, Gilroy Schclamm, who first heals Roberto’s crushed bones then flattens him again. Then Daniel returns to bring his reckoning against all of seal-kind.

Karl Kapricorn, Chad Puffrickles, King Arcaos

Hoo boy, this one is an adventure. Karl Kapricorn, a self-professed bad life coach, joins us to talk about how to make everyone cooler. Then Chad Puffrickles joins us for his second appearance and ends up deposing Zach and Roberto from their duties as co-full-hosts. Finally, from their secret recording area in a broom closet Zach and Roberto chat with King Arcaos about family, philosophy and what it takes to fight a moon god. The whole affair culminates with Chad joining the King as an elite warrior and Zach and Roberto scheme to take Chad down by any means necessary. 

Count Chronicles, Wendell ”The Wingless Wanderer”

Count Chronicles (the chronicle count) descends upon our podcast studio to give us a spooky lesson in vampire politics and government programs. He also becomes more French as the recording continues. Later we get the bujeezus scared out of us by a ghost called Wendell "The Wingless Wanderer". Things turn into something of a dating show when Engineer Josh decides which of our guests he wants to date.

Bill Smart, Theodore Walton, Schmitty McFallsalot

There was an old guy, Bill Smart, hanging around the studio so we decided to talk to him. Then the President of the Bubble Wisconsin, Theodore Walton, graces us with an unexpected love triangle. Schmitty McFallsalot returns to report back from Tibet. Terry makes a brief appearance.